February 2012
69 posts
2 tags
Dear retard on Facebook.
Dude, if you’re going to smoke and do weed and abuse your meds, then no wonder you’re no better after 4 weeks in hospital, and the doctors aren’t taking you seriously. No one’s telling you what to do; smoke all the dope you like, but do not then moan about how ill you are, or how the hospital aren’t treating you well. You can’t have it both ways, some of us try...
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
fuckyeah-ashleypurdy:
godblessinternet:
...
Friend’s baby is expected tomorrow, wishing them luck :)
but i can’t help feeling a little bit empty
